#1/10-20-2014

24-Hour
Ebola Hysterics

Brought to you in part by:

CNN, Fox News, MSNBC,
Clorox, Lysol,
Xanax, Klonopin, Valium,
and Coca-Cola.

Remember,
in times of
crisis
Disinfect your children.
Disinfect your mother.
Disinfect your husband.
Disinfect your nephew.
Disinfect your cousin.
Don’t even talk
to the neighbors.

Horror flicks just released:
Nurse on a Plane.
Nurse on a Cruise.
EBOLA IN DALLAS!

Africa, well…
we’ll just tell them we’re visiting
when
this whole thing
blows over.

What kind of help do they
want? Really. Well,
I don’t think so.
I was sick once.
Pulled myself up by
my bootstraps.

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