enhanced interrogation technique

if i were
trying to extract
vital intel
from terrorists,
i’d plant them
before a
self-checkout station
at wal-mart
and have them
ring cart
after cart
after cart
of merchandise.

i’d mix in
rated-r dvds
and beer
and spray-paint
and bb’s
so that a
would have to come
punch in the code
every time the system
demands assistance.

which would be often.

just so that
my prisoner
can keep ringing up
the endless items.

i figure this
would really break
their will to

i know.

i am so


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