#97/1-27-2015

enhanced interrogation technique

if i were
trying to extract
vital intel
from terrorists,
i’d plant them
before a
self-checkout station
at wal-mart
and have them
ring cart
after cart
after cart
of merchandise.

i’d mix in
rated-r dvds
and beer
and spray-paint
and bb’s
so that a
key-holder
would have to come
punch in the code
every time the system
demands assistance.

which would be often.

just so that
my prisoner
can keep ringing up
the endless items.

i figure this
would really break
their will to
live.

i know.

i am so
evil.

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